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Only Ass You're Getting This Valentines | Funny Valentine's Day Card: 5 x7

Sleazy Greetings

  • $5.75
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Looking for a laugh this Valentine's Day? This cheeky card delivers the perfect punchline for anyone with a sense of humor. Skip the sappy sentiments—this card cuts straight to the funny with a witty jab that'll get a guaranteed chuckle. Whether you're poking fun at a friend, roasting a partner, or just spreading some irreverent Valentine's Day vibes, this card proves that the best relationships are built on brutal honesty and belly laughs. Because sometimes the realest love language is a good-natured insult wrapped in comedy gold. Celebrate Valentine's Day, and anniversaries with a touch of humor and naughtiness with Sleazy Greetings cards. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband or significant other, whether it's for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorad